Post by Baka Neko on Jul 15, 2008 20:21:25 GMT 5
Confucius say: Man is like parking space, all the good ones are taken, and those left are HANDICAPPED!
Confucius say: Woman who describes man as average is just being mean.
Confucius say: Woman who complains about small size of date's brother has a big mouth.
Confucius say: Women have three favorite animals; a jaguar to drive, a lynx to wear, and a jackass to pay for both. ;D
Confucius say: Woman who has the hots for the priest will try to grab him by the organ.
Confucius say: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens; in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens; in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen; in the fourth year, their lawyers speak and the judge listens.
Confucius say: Getting married is like going to a restaurant; you order what you want, then you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Confucius say: Seven days of honeymoon can make one whole weak.
Confucius say: Marriage requires a man to prepare four types of rings; the engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffering and the enduring! ;D
Confucius say: When lady says maybe, she means yes, when lady says no, she means maybe, when lady says yes, she's no lady.
Confucius say: To err is human, to forgive is not the company's policy. ;D
Confucius say: If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
Confucius say: Archaeologist is the best husband any woman could have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Confucius say: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. ;D
Confucius say: Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Confucius say: Accused does not need a lawyer if he has relatives in the jury.
Confucius say: If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Confucius say: At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
Confucius say: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters away from a kick in the butt.
Confucius say: Be careful of the toes you step on today as they may belong to the ass that you might have to kiss tomorrow.
Confucius say: Always be tolerant with those who disagree with you, they have a right to their ridiculous opinion.
Confucius say: Sickness has four stages; ill, pill, bill, will. ;D
Confucius say: Fortune knocks on every man's door, but for some she keeps sending her daughter Miss Fortune.
Confucius say: Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Confucius say: Man who goes to bed with itchy rear end will wake up with smelly finger.
Confucius say: Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
Confucius say: Good writers do not plagiarize, they research.
Confucius say: There are three kinds of people; those who can count, and those who can't.
Confucius say: It is better to be silent and be thought of as a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Confucius say: Man with hands in pockets is feeling cocky.
And I'll end with this:-
Question: What is Singapore's greatest problem? Ignorance or apathy?
Answer: I don't know and I don't care. ;D
Confucius say: Woman who describes man as average is just being mean.
Confucius say: Woman who complains about small size of date's brother has a big mouth.
Confucius say: Women have three favorite animals; a jaguar to drive, a lynx to wear, and a jackass to pay for both. ;D
Confucius say: Woman who has the hots for the priest will try to grab him by the organ.
Confucius say: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens; in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens; in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen; in the fourth year, their lawyers speak and the judge listens.
Confucius say: Getting married is like going to a restaurant; you order what you want, then you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Confucius say: Seven days of honeymoon can make one whole weak.
Confucius say: Marriage requires a man to prepare four types of rings; the engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffering and the enduring! ;D
Confucius say: When lady says maybe, she means yes, when lady says no, she means maybe, when lady says yes, she's no lady.
Confucius say: To err is human, to forgive is not the company's policy. ;D
Confucius say: If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
Confucius say: Archaeologist is the best husband any woman could have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Confucius say: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. ;D
Confucius say: Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Confucius say: Accused does not need a lawyer if he has relatives in the jury.
Confucius say: If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Confucius say: At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
Confucius say: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters away from a kick in the butt.
Confucius say: Be careful of the toes you step on today as they may belong to the ass that you might have to kiss tomorrow.
Confucius say: Always be tolerant with those who disagree with you, they have a right to their ridiculous opinion.
Confucius say: Sickness has four stages; ill, pill, bill, will. ;D
Confucius say: Fortune knocks on every man's door, but for some she keeps sending her daughter Miss Fortune.
Confucius say: Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Confucius say: Man who goes to bed with itchy rear end will wake up with smelly finger.
Confucius say: Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
Confucius say: Good writers do not plagiarize, they research.
Confucius say: There are three kinds of people; those who can count, and those who can't.
Confucius say: It is better to be silent and be thought of as a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Confucius say: Man with hands in pockets is feeling cocky.
And I'll end with this:-
Question: What is Singapore's greatest problem? Ignorance or apathy?
Answer: I don't know and I don't care. ;D
