matthew
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Post by matthew on Jun 25, 2008 17:05:10 GMT 5
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
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matthew
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Post by matthew on Jun 25, 2008 17:07:19 GMT 5
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
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sillyboi
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Post by sillyboi on Jun 25, 2008 17:27:42 GMT 5
Yo mama so dumb she thought abc was her spelling test!
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nathan
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APL
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Post by nathan on Jun 25, 2008 18:49:34 GMT 5
Yo mammaso poor, she went to KFC to lick other people's fingers
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sillyboi
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Post by sillyboi on Jun 26, 2008 12:57:30 GMT 5
Yo momma so fat, she has no choice but to rip off her clothes to take a shower!
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Post by 666 Black Panther on Jun 26, 2008 22:02:17 GMT 5
Found these online:
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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nathan
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Post by nathan on Jun 27, 2008 17:42:30 GMT 5
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India ;D (if you don't know who is Tiger Woods,you're as dumb as her)
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Post by luddhite on Jul 1, 2008 12:41:42 GMT 5
Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
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Post by luddhite on Jul 1, 2008 12:42:03 GMT 5
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your grandmother said, "What a treasure!" and your grandfather said, "Yea lets go bury it"
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Post by luddhite on Jul 1, 2008 12:42:37 GMT 5
Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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Post by luddhite on Jul 1, 2008 12:42:59 GMT 5
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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sillyboi
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Post by sillyboi on Jul 2, 2008 19:31:36 GMT 5
Yo momma's so fat she got stuck while trying to be born!
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Post by 666 Black Panther on Jul 5, 2008 10:36:52 GMT 5
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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Post by 666 Black Panther on Jul 5, 2008 10:43:14 GMT 5
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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Post by 666 Black Panther on Jul 5, 2008 20:25:22 GMT 5
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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