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Post by 666 Black Panther on Jun 18, 2008 13:51:18 GMT 5
Post all your Yo Momma jokes here.
I'll start:
Your momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road (ice cream flavour).
Your momma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma's so fat, you can slap her thigh and ride the wave.
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Post by luddhite on Jun 18, 2008 14:54:13 GMT 5
Your momma's so noob , she is your momma?
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Post by sillyboi on Jun 18, 2008 18:34:10 GMT 5
Your momma so dumb, she thought her IQ of 1 was good!
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Post by he wen on Jun 20, 2008 16:27:58 GMT 5
i got one yomomama jokes
Yo mama so nasty, that they made them eat her on fear factor(:
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Post by sillyboi on Jun 20, 2008 19:19:55 GMT 5
Your mama so fat, she had to eat herself on survivor!
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Post by 666 Black Panther on Jun 20, 2008 22:27:50 GMT 5
Yo momma's so black, when she attends night class, teacher marks her absent.
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Post by sillyboi on Jun 22, 2008 17:48:44 GMT 5
Yo momma's so fat she causes traffic jams cause she blocks the whole road!
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Post by 666 Black Panther on Jun 23, 2008 22:55:40 GMT 5
Your momma's so dumb, she failed a blood test.
Yo momma's so fat, after sex, your daddy rolled over twice and he was still on her.
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator.
Yo momma's teeth are so nasty, it looks like her momma had sex with Mr. Ed (a horse).
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Post by sillyboi on Jun 24, 2008 16:54:25 GMT 5
Yo Momma had to be rolled out of the door cause she's too fat to walk
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Post by matthew on Jun 25, 2008 16:57:05 GMT 5
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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Post by matthew on Jun 25, 2008 16:59:31 GMT 5
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
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Post by matthew on Jun 25, 2008 16:59:52 GMT 5
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
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Post by matthew on Jun 25, 2008 17:00:08 GMT 5
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
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Post by matthew on Jun 25, 2008 17:00:50 GMT 5
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Post by matthew on Jun 25, 2008 17:02:04 GMT 5
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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