Yo Momma Jokes!

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yo mama so fat she lost the soap while bathing

yo mama so fat u have to tell her which chin shes got food on

yo mama so fat when she stand on the weighing scale i see my phone number

yo mama so fat when scientists probed the earth thought they found a volcano taller than mount everest

yo mama so dumb when u ask her buy colour tv she ask wat colour

[666 Black Panther]

Yo momma so dumb she got lost at a map sellers convention.

[xephisz]

Yo Momma is so fat , the solar system revolve around her .

Yo Momma is so old , she has a bible with jesus signature on it.

I forgot some , i'll post more soon

[nathan]

yo mama so [glow=red,2,300]FAT[/glow], when she left the beach, the lifeguard said,' The coast is CLEAR!!!'

[666 Black Panther]

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

[nathan]

Ur mama so hairy that ah meng called u her own

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ur mama so stupid she gave birth to u

ur mama so black she sits in the coke factory while workers scrub her

ur mama so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the water came out

ur mama so fat when she fell down she bled curry, laksa, shark fin soup, etc

ur mama so ugly they made a documentary on her called the she frankenstine

ur mama so stupid she tot the current pope wore huge clothing cause he is pope benedict the xvi and she tot it was the clothing size

ur mama so stupid dat when she was scolding a puppet half way and its owner told her iz not even alive she told him: 'you stay out of this its between this guy who is so guilty he's got nothing to say and i '

[Gershon]

I'll try one here.. your mama's so fat, everybody gets laid!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.


Hahs, i'll think of more soon

[Stephen]

Yo Momma so fat that when she sat on a car, the Mercedes.... Bendz

[Gershon]

Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"

Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."

Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!

Just my $0.02.. haha

[Gershon]

Yo mama so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama so ugly, she went into an hunted house and came out with an application

Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe

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[666 Black Panther]

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

[Gershon]

LOL ! keep it coming! ;D

[Gershon]

Yo momma so fat, her pants size is err. .. err.. b***h lose some weight!


[ Quoted from meet the spartans ]