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Post by 666 Black Panther on Aug 11, 2009 15:42:29 GMT 5
From Justin's joke of the week from Muttons till Midnight, 98.7.
There was this guy and his name was Happy. Do yo know what was his job?
A Nurse (Happy Nurse - Happiness)
Do you which is his favorite shopping centre?
Lucky Plaza. Why? Happy go Lucky.
Happy likes to watch drama series. Do you know why?
Because there are many happy-sodes
Do you know what happy died of?
Happy-atitis (Hepatitis)
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Post by 666 Black Panther on Aug 17, 2009 23:12:29 GMT 5
This all said with a Scottish accent.
A man (1) walks into a bar and looks around. Seeing only the bartender and another man (2) at the bar sits down at the bar and asks if he can buy the man a drink.
2: Sure.
1: So where are you from?
2: I'm from Scotland.
1: Really? I'm from Scotland too!
2: Well that let's have a drink to Scotland!
After that toast the 1st man asks another question.
1: Where did you go to school?
2: I went to St. Andrew's.
1: I went to St. Andrew's too!
2: Let's have a drink to St. Andrew's!
After that toast the 1st man asks another question.
2: Ok ok. What year were you at St. Andrew's?
1: Class of 1982.
2: NO WAY! I'm from the Class of 82 too!
1: To the Class of 1982!
By now another man had walked into the bar and walked over to the bartender.
Man: So what's happening?
Bartender: Oh. Nothing. The twins are just drunk again.
Hears this on the radio last time.
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kevin
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Post by kevin on Dec 23, 2009 14:20:57 GMT 5
As we all know in 2008, U.S. President Barrack Hussein Obama had an inauguration. Before that day, while I was playing, a guy in World Of Warcraft was chatting to another player on the channel.
Player no.1 : Yea Obama is gonna be President. Hes better than Bush
Player no.2 : Duh! Someone hated Bush till he threw a shoe at him.
Player no.1 : haha yeah. We all saw that on TV. It was a spectacular moment, no doubt.
Player no.3 interrupts : So.. since hes gonna be the 1st black american of all-times to become a President, I guess hes gonna paint the white house black...
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