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Post by 666 Black Panther on Jun 18, 2008 17:33:59 GMT 5
A traffic cop stopped a speeding car driven by a hot blond and radio-ed in the car plate number.
"Hey is the driver this really hot blond?" His colleague asked over the radio.
"Ya"
"Go up to her and unzip your pants."
"WHAT!?"
"Trust me just do it."
The traffic cop walks up to the driver side and unzips his pants.
The blonde sighs, "Not another breathalyser test."
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Post by sillyboi on Jun 18, 2008 18:36:39 GMT 5
What you all thinking!? Eh underwear very smelly you know! I think the woman will faint lah
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Post by Baka Neko on Jun 19, 2008 6:45:04 GMT 5
1. Plain Bun and Char Siew Bun went to see a movie. Char Siew Bun cried. Why?
Ans: Because Plain Bun has no feeling (filling).
2. Char Siew Bun and Lotus Paste Bun went to see a movie. One cried, the other laughed. Why?
Ans: Because they have different feeling (filling).
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Post by luddhite on Jun 19, 2008 20:33:58 GMT 5
feel soo cold
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Post by sillyboi on Jun 20, 2008 19:34:15 GMT 5
Y u make fun of char siew pau , u know u remind me of lydia sum on living with lydia the intro song!!!!  For anyone wondering, it goes like this : char sau pau, suay ah char saw pau ..!!!!!!! |
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Post by sillyboi on Jun 20, 2008 19:35:18 GMT 5
Anyway what is char siew pau and charcoal?
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Post by matthew on Jun 24, 2008 17:22:28 GMT 5
Hear this joke , i found it quite funny
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
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Post by matthew on Jun 24, 2008 17:26:13 GMT 5
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place."
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Post by matthew on Jun 24, 2008 17:27:14 GMT 5
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in
it. He turns around to
push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her
breast. He says, "Oh, I'm
so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be
able to forgive me." She
looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis
is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 204."
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Post by matthew on Jun 24, 2008 17:38:37 GMT 5
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good:
The postman's early
Bad:
He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse:
You gave him nothing for Christmas
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Post by matthew on Jun 24, 2008 17:57:40 GMT 5
No $
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would
like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
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Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an
hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble
task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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Post by matthew on Jun 24, 2008 18:02:56 GMT 5
A guy is screwing a great looking blonde.
The girl asks, "You haven't got AIDS have you?"
He replies, "No."
She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that!!
I don't want to get that again...!"
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Post by matthew on Jun 24, 2008 18:05:32 GMT 5
Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teacher
singled him out.
"If I gave you $20," the teacher began," and you gave $5 to Mary,
$5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?"
"An orgy," Johnny answered.
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Post by matthew on Jun 25, 2008 17:17:06 GMT 5
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !
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Post by matthew on Jun 25, 2008 17:19:13 GMT 5
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove
a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation
"I now pronounce you man and wife".
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For anyone wondering, it goes like this : char sau pau, suay ah char saw pau ..!!!!!!!